Freeman's Mind： Episode 4-8F7qL6JjUlo.en.vtt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

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[alarms sound] Huh? Heh? Ah-hah? Ah-hah-hah!

#400:00:12.687→00:00:15.667

Ah! I'm not in Crazy Land anymore!

#500:00:16.271→00:00:17.839

Oh, man!

#600:00:17.839→00:00:20.515

That was stranger than when I was awake for four days straight

#700:00:20.515→00:00:23.400

and thought my house was being invaded by frog people.

#800:00:24.196→00:00:26.418

And the door's open now!

#900:00:26.418→00:00:28.164

Man, I'm on a roll!

#1000:00:28.164→00:00:30.033

Murphy's Law can suck it!

#1100:00:30.645→00:00:31.841

Oh, hell.

#1200:00:31.841→00:00:33.221

Is that guy dead?

#1300:00:33.221→00:00:36.633

Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a... normal doctor.

#1400:00:36.633→00:00:38.809

I wonder if he was trying to open the door for me.

#1500:00:38.809→00:00:40.863

I'd feel like an asshole then.

#1600:00:40.863→00:00:42.398

Wait, what am I saying?

#1700:00:42.398→00:00:44.931

They're the ones that locked me in this tomb to begin with!

#1800:00:44.931→00:00:47.743

If they're not dead all ready, they're on the list!

#1900:00:47.743→00:00:49.140

[lock buzzes]

#2000:00:49.140→00:00:50.729

Hah, yeah, very funny.

#2100:00:50.729→00:00:52.138

C'mon door, open up.

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[lock buzzes]

#2300:00:53.006→00:00:54.569

Dammit, what a tease!

#2400:00:54.569→00:00:58.896

I already made it passed those thick-ass blast doors--which that guy died for--

#2500:00:58.896→00:01:01.368

only to be stopped by this useless second door.

#2600:01:01.368→00:01:02.534

This is bullshit!

#2700:01:03.710→00:01:07.371

I am Captain Gordon Freeman of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes

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ordering you to open!

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Yes!

#3000:01:10.812→00:01:11.334

No!

#3100:01:12.094→00:01:12.767

Shit!

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Uh...

#3300:01:15.756→00:01:16.434

Don't kill me!

#3400:01:17.295→00:01:19.543

Oh, good. Somebody who knows CPR.

#3500:01:19.543→00:01:22.571

I hate to say it, but I don't think I could bring myself to do mouth-to-mouth

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on the people here.

#3700:01:24.213→00:01:27.322

Dammit, all the babes are in the Biology Department.

#3800:01:27.322→00:01:30.603

I'd LEARN how to do CPR on them.

#3900:01:30.603→00:01:33.098

That is, unless they really were dead.

#4000:01:33.098→00:01:35.067

God, that would be such a turn-off.

#4100:01:35.830→00:01:37.738

Don't step in the blood...

#4200:01:37.738→00:01:41.243

Man, you can just smell the money burning in this place.

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Just goes to show that--

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[explosion] GOD! JEEZ! GOD!

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I HATE COMPUTERS!

#4600:01:47.162→00:01:49.868

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS BLOW UP WHEN I USE THEM?!

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Boned.

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Man, this place got romped!

#4900:01:58.539→00:02:00.832

I guess I'll start looting after all.

#5000:02:00.832→00:02:04.178

Hm, I'll get out of here first and then come back here with a wheelbarrow

#5100:02:04.178→00:02:05.634

so I can really do this right.

#5200:02:07.284→00:02:09.300

Oh no, not this again.

#5300:02:09.907→00:02:14.474

Okay, this time I have to turn WITH the elevator.

#5400:02:14.474→00:02:16.268

All right, focus.

#5500:02:16.268→00:02:20.400

Mehninmehninmehninmehninmehninmehninmehnin mehninmehninmehninmehninmehninmehninmehnin...

#5600:02:21.067→00:02:23.219

Oh, jeez, this doesn't feel good.

#5700:02:23.219→00:02:24.467

I don't think it worked.

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[hic]

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Why is everything in circles?

#6000:02:28.011→00:02:30.834

Atoms... planets... yeah.

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Huh-hey! Boy, we really fucked up this time, huh?

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SCIENTIST #5: Why didn't they listen?

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SCIENTIST #4: We TRIED to warn them.

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SCIENTIST #5: I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade,

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SCIENTIST #5: let alone create one.

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Sucks.

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SCIENTIST #5: Gordon! You're alive!

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SCIENTIST #5: Thank GOD for that hazard suit!

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You like it?

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SCIENTIST #5: I'm afraid to move him and all our phones are out.

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SCIENTIST #5: Please, get to the surface as soon as you can

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SCIENTIST #5: and let someone know we're stranded down here.

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SCIENTIST #5: You'll need me to activate the retinal scanners.

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SCIENTIST #5: I'm sure the rest of the Science Team will gladly help you.

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See, that's what I like to hear: how can you help me?

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If everyone here had your attitude, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.

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[teleportation sounds]

#7800:03:11.059→00:03:13.334

Oh my God! What is that?

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Holy crap, that's an alien! I wasn't imagining it.

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Do they see this?

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HEY, I TOLD YOU ALL I'M NOT CRAZY!

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THE PROOF'S RIGHT HERE!

#8300:03:24.868→00:03:28.536

Wow, it looks like one of those facehuggers from the movie "Aliens".

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[headcrab squeals] Wah! Don't kill me!

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I realize you're trying to propagate your species,

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but I'm just down with the whole laying-eggs-in-my-chest-cavity thing.

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Jeez, that's a lot of blood.

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[door thumps]

#8900:03:40.208→00:03:41.485

Oh, a locked door.

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We're playing this game again, are we?

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Fine!

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Ugh... step in the blood... there.

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PA: Access denied.

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WHAT?!

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YOU DARE DEFY MY ORDERS?!

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THIS IS TREASON!

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I'LL HAVE YOU--hey, wait a minute, I think that scientist said he could open it.

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I'll ask him.

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Don't let it smell your fear.

#10000:04:04.800→00:04:06.457

Hey, you guys have the same tie.

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SCIENTIST #5: A failure of this magnitude is extremely improbable.

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Well, that's why we have insurance.

#10300:04:11.312→00:04:12.721

Hey, come with me for a second.

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SCIENTIST #5: Fine. You won't even know I'm here.

#10500:04:14.682→00:04:15.300

All right.

#10600:04:15.808→00:04:18.000

Oh, and don't mind the vicious aliens.

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Or the dead guy.

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Or the tunnel of blood.

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Yeah, just start that peep show so we can get things rolling.

#11000:04:31.096→00:04:32.900

This next door better not be locked.

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[explosions]

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[explosions] WHOA!

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[explosions] Okay, the green beams of death.

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[explosions] I thought we were passed this already.

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[explosions] Getting a little old.

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[explosions]

#11700:04:42.402→00:04:43.667

Hey, why don't you go first?

#11800:04:44.239→00:04:45.534

C'mon, age before beauty.

#11900:04:46.859→00:04:48.139

Fine! I'll lead.

#12000:04:48.139→00:04:50.701

This right here is why you're never get promoted.

#12100:04:52.468→00:04:54.067

Okay, here we go.

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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And he's safe!

#12400:04:59.687→00:05:01.454

Is that guy not even coming?

#12500:05:01.454→00:05:02.620

What a hoser.

#12600:05:02.620→00:05:06.694

When I'm in charge, I'll make sure he stays at the bottom of the corporate ladder.

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Actually, I'm not sure I even want this place

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[teleportation sounds] anymore now that I--

#12900:05:09.552→00:05:10.732

Oh God, one of them's loose.

#13000:05:10.732→00:05:12.626

Uh... can't turn back.

#13100:05:12.626→00:05:13.587

Okay, I can do this.

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[Spanish accent] I am a matador!

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[Spanish accent] I fearlessly--

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[headcrab bite] AH GOD! JESUS! SHIT! FUCK! Piss! God...

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Those things BITE!

#13600:05:19.388→00:05:20.000

Dammit!

#13700:05:20.403→00:05:22.915

I'm starting to feel pretty naked here without a weapon.

#13800:05:22.915→00:05:24.662

This is such a slap to the face.

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I've been meaning to take kung fu lessons for years now

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because I knew there would be a day,

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like today, and I would be ready, but I kept putting it off,

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and here I am, totally unprepared, and not knowing kung fu.

#14300:05:35.342→00:05:38.682

Procrastination has failed me yet again.

#14400:05:38.682→00:05:39.900

Wait, this is it.

#14500:05:39.900→00:05:41.773

This is my chance for redemption.

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It's like my entire life has leading up to this single moment.

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Today, all my limbo practice pays off!

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[humming limbo song]

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Oh! Cleared it!

#15000:05:55.766→00:05:58.073

I am the limbo master.

#15100:05:58.073→00:06:00.248

Isn't that right, dead guy?

#15200:06:00.248→00:06:01.880

The bonus round!

#15300:06:01.880→00:06:03.767

Okay, I need to study the pattern.

#15400:06:04.113→00:06:05.234

Hey, is it getting warmer?

#15500:06:05.731→00:06:07.334

YAH! WOW!

#15600:06:07.805→00:06:10.565

I almost got a free haircut and lobotomy!

#15700:06:10.565→00:06:11.334

Damn!

#15800:06:12.112→00:06:15.089

Hey, I can't limbo this; it goes through the floor!

#15900:06:15.089→00:06:16.033

That's cheating!

#16000:06:16.994→00:06:19.634

Look at this thing! It's an Etch-a-Sketch from Hell!

#16100:06:20.263→00:06:22.610

Okay, I'm just going to have to wing it.

#16200:06:22.610→00:06:30.322

[hums Mission: Impossible theme]

#16300:06:30.322→00:06:31.665

Hey, is that a crowbar?

#16400:06:31.665→00:06:33.668

Oh my God. This is friggin' perfect.

#16500:06:33.668→00:06:36.846

Now I can beat the SNOT out of people!

#16600:06:36.846→00:06:39.006

Oh boy, I can't wait to get back to the lobby.

#16700:06:39.006→00:06:41.156

They'll be like, "Freeman! We thought you were dead!"

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I'll be like, "You thought wrong! Pow!"

#16900:06:44.219→00:06:46.801

Okay, time to bring on the pain.

#17000:06:47.512→00:06:48.041

[lock buzzes]

#17100:06:48.041→00:06:50.293

Oh-ho! Another locked door!

#17200:06:50.293→00:06:51.666

I don't think so!

#17300:06:51.666→00:06:52.968

I've got a crowbar!

#17400:06:53.312→00:06:54.000

Eat this!

#17500:06:55.057→00:06:57.023

Hey, I can just crawl through here.

#17600:06:57.023→00:06:58.703

I am a genius.

#17700:06:58.703→00:07:00.306

God, I love this thing!

#17800:07:00.306→00:07:02.258

I just want to beat stuff up now.

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Actually, that's all I wanted to do anyway but now it's so easy.

#18000:07:06.320→00:07:07.535

Wickapah!

#18100:07:07.535→00:07:09.747

"Do not use elevators."

#18200:07:09.747→00:07:11.984

[explosion, scientists sceaming]

#18300:07:11.984→00:07:13.999

Oh shit, they weren't kidding!

#18400:07:13.999→00:07:14.596

[boom]

#18500:07:14.596→00:07:16.482

Aw jeez, what do I do?

#18600:07:16.482→00:07:18.467

The door won't open... rrrrr!

#18700:07:20.389→00:07:21.634

Oh, what should I do?

#18800:07:22.397→00:07:23.367

I guess, uh...

#18900:07:23.755→00:07:24.968

SORRY!

#19000:07:26.586→00:07:28.200

DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL YOU!

#19100:07:28.583→00:07:30.414

Oh, man...

#19200:07:30.414→00:07:32.601

I hope at least they were jerks...